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Release cycle theme: Sweet treats

Did you know that the craft of making gelato, the iconic Italian frozen dessert, is held with such high regard that each year there's an official ranking of the best gelato artisans in the world? And that these and other gelato artisans compete in dozens of competitions all year round in the hopes of qualifying as one of 36 finalists for the Gelato Festival World Masters, a competition event that's only held once every four years?

So, yeah—they basically have an Olympics for making gelato. But what I want to know is, do they have an Olympics for eating gelato and if so, where do I sign up? I'm not saying that I think my gelato-eating skills are Olympic-level, but I think I owe it to myself, and my country, to at least go through the training and find out, right?

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Release cycle theme: Sweet treats

Did you know that only in North America is “flapjack” synonymous with “pancake”? In the UK, for instance, a flapjack is a baked bar made with rolled oats, brown sugar, syrup, and tasty extras like chocolate, caramel, or dried fruit. A veritable sweet treat!

So, for those few who felt we flopped by featuring “flapjack” as the latest "sweet treat" release name...how about you flip that flop talk, forget the flapjack flak, and follow the flock with the flapjack facts?

First up, a flapjack fast tip: flip the flap on your backpack and fill it with stacks of flapjack packs. Facing a fierce snack attack? Just fetch a flapjack pack from your backpack stacks! For a flavor-forward finish, favor this fit, flexible, flapjack fix: fortify your feast with a frenzy of flicks from a flask filled full of fresh, flaky, fantastic, flax!

Fin!

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Release cycle theme: Sweet treats

Did you know that eclairs are made with a pastry dough that is steam-puffed, rather than yeast-risen or batter-derived? It's this choux dough that gives the eclair its signature oblong, hollow shape, which can then be filled with custard or cream before being topped with icing.

The name comes from the French word eclair, meaning "flash of lightning", although there is some debate as to whether that's a nod to how quickly one is eaten ("in a flash") or to the shimmer of the icing on the finished product.

One thing for certain though, is that eclairs are not to be confused with "Long Johns", which are oblong doughnuts usually filled with custard (...not to be confused with "long johns", which are oblong undergarments usually filled with legs).

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Release cycle theme: Sweet treats

Did you know that dango are sweet Japanese dumplings, commonly served three-to-five to a skewer? Dango is eaten year-round, but there are some varieties that are traditionally eaten only in given seasons. 

Dango is like the ultimate mash-up food because there are so many unique combinations, like: Anko dango! (dango + red bean paste), Cha dango! (dango + green tea), Goma dango! (dango + seasame seed paste), Tofu dango! (dango + um...tofu).

And now all this dango mash-up talk is giving me some mash-up inspiration...of the high-concept, sure-fire, blockbuster movie kind! Here's the pitch: Once upon a time in the Old West, an animated chameleon and a former slave forge an unlikely alliance when their shared love of exotic fruits, ballroom dancing, and Japanese sweets inspires them to create ultimate dango! This summer, get your skewers ready for:

Rango & Django's Mango-Tango Dango! 

(Worldwide smash, right there)

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Release cycle theme: Sweet treats

Did you know that the origin of the croissant dates back to at least the 13th century? The modern croissant was developed much later though, in the early 20th century. Croissants are made using a technique called laminating, where the dough is layered with butter, rolled, and folded several times in succession. This process results in the croissant's signature light, buttery, and flaky multiple layers.

And if you're wondering how a bread fits into our "sweet treats" release cycle theme, then let me introduce you to the indulgence that is a croissant filled with whipped cream and strawberries, drizzled in rich chocolate, and topped with a delicate dusting of powdered sugar. It's my go-to item when I have what I call a "dessert for lunch" day.

(Which, if I'm being honest, would be every day. But if I did that, I'd soon end up looking like an overstuffed croissant, myself.) 🍓🥐👀

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Release cycle theme: Sweet treats

Did you know that Brownies were originally known as Rosebuds? The section for 7-10 year-olds in the Girl Guides (aka Girl Scouts in the U.S.) was first established in 1914, and took on the name Brownie Guides the following year when...oh, um...hang on a sec...*checks notes*...ahh, right. Okay. *ahem*

Did you know that brownies were originally known as Bangor Brownies? The name dates back to 1904 and was derived from the city of Bangor, Maine, where a group of housewives were said to have created the first recipe for the now-classic chocolate cake-like treat.

That's right, brownies aren't considered cakes. Here’s their culinary classification:

Baked goods > Bar cookies > Brownies

Which, now that I think about it, is similar in structure as a certain scouting classification:

Girl Guides > Brownie Guides > Brownies

(Yay me for finding a way to tie those two together! I hope this scores me some "brownies/Brownies" brownie points! 🤞)

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Anzac kicks off our latest Release cycle. Theme: Sweet Treats

Did you know that Anzac biscuits first appeared during World War I, and were named after the then newly-established Australian and New Zealand Army Corps? The term "Anzac" is also protected under Australian law and can only be used with special permission. However, "Anzac biscuits" get a pass, so long as the biscuits are baked true to the original recipe and only referred to as "biscuits" (never "cookies").

Seems easy enough to follow, right? Well, not if you're Subway. When Subway began offering non-authentic Anzac biscuits on their menu, Australia's Department of Veteran Affairs stepped in and ordered that they bake their biscuits properly. But rather than comply to using the correct ingredients, Subway chose to drop the item from their menu instead.

Which isn't a real shocker when you consider that this is the same restaurant chain that serves their sandwiches on what the Irish Supreme Court recently classified as "not legally bread".

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From the Developer's Dictionary:

Z is for zettabyte - a digital unit of measurement equal to one sextillion bytes

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From the Developer's Dictionary:

Y is for yottabyte -a unit of electronic storage capacity, equal to 1,024 zettabytes (aka one septillion bytes)

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From the Developer's Dictionary:

X is for xanthan - a thickening gum used in food and commercial products